I was walking up the driveway at my Mom’s house this evening and came to a dead stop. There on one of the dozens of birdfeeders Mom tends, was a Downy Woodpecker….or a Red Bellied Woodpecker…..or maybe even a Yellow Bellied Sapsucker……I’m not certain. They look the same to me.
Anyway (which should give you a clue as to who is writing this because I didn’t say “Anywho” thankyouverymuch), I began to creep like I was stalking the poor critter. I was just trying to get a closer look. That’s when it dawned on me. I could only imagine what the neighbors must think if they just happened to glance out their window. Then again, if they’re at all familiar with my family, they wouldn’t give it a second thought. I got within 20 feet of him (or her, I wasn’t close enough for sex determination). And, of course, as always, it flew off. Which led me to this question….Why is it that all the pretty, interesting, and/or colorful birds are so elusive? Have you looked at a starling latlely? Looks like a Crow on crack. Every once in awhile I would like to see a flock of Gold finches come through. But then again, they wouldn’t have anywhere to land because the feeders would be full of Doves, Finches, Sparrows, and Wrens. It was then that I remebered the Orange rubberband bracelet I always wear. It simply says, “I am part of the Change.” If I can’t accept Doves, Finches, Sparrows, and Wrens as a gift too precious for words; I’m not being “part of the Change.” I’m knee deep in the “Problem.”
So, after I received this apparent divine enlightenment, I stopped in the yard to just take in scenery and pay a little gratitude to the Big Guy. Feels good sometimes just to get out of me and shake off the dust.
Now that you’ve had a taste of “why Tim shouldn’t post”, I hope you will all urge Heather to lock me out of the blog and never let me post again.
There Honey, I did it! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!…..now may I go back out and play? LOL
Til next time……yeah right….
T


May 9th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
Dude! You need to post more…I LOVE your style!! And NO…you can’t go out to play!
B
May 9th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
YAY!!! Tim finally posted! Great post, by the way. You should do it more often…
May 9th, 2006 at 8:51 pm
Thanks, you 2 are a big help!
May 10th, 2006 at 7:54 am
Just thought I’d let you know you should continue to post. It was so enlightening!
Patty
May 10th, 2006 at 8:05 am
Well now, that wasn’t so hard was it?
Let’s hear from you some more.
May 10th, 2006 at 10:47 am
Tim,
I’m sorry to say that your writing style is absolutely … hilarious
in a great way! You definitely need to write more!
So get outdoors and play, then come back in and write some more! I mean, geez, where else can you have a conversation with so many women and not get in trouble for it?
Lisa B.
May 10th, 2006 at 5:01 pm
Okay!….How much is she paying you guys??
I’ll double it!
May 10th, 2006 at 5:27 pm
You’ve made me laugh so much today, I should be paying ya’ll!
Lisa B.
May 10th, 2006 at 10:33 pm
“Have you looked at a starling latlely? Looks like a Crow on crack.”
LOL! How hilarious…and absolutely true! Keep posting!